I Hope I Don't Have To Pee This Afternoon
Our office has no water. The previous owner come consultant sent out the following email:
It seems we do not have water to the building. Please find alternatives to using the restroom facilities until I get more information on the problem.
Exactly what *are* my alternatives? The bushes out back behind the building?
Lovely.
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If it’s going to be out for any length of time they should send you home. Health code would require that in most places if they checked! We had a water main break take out the water to our building when I was in Cincinnati and they had to close the whole plant down until the water came back on.
Good luck holding it!
Dude, even if there is no water there is still one flush in the toilet. Learned that little gem the hard way. We had a water main break once and I couldn’t wait so I went ahead and peed. Then flushed. Well my husband came home and of course had to do the other and thought I said I hadn’t used the “one flush” in our bedroom instead of the one down the hall and carried on his business.
Needless to say two very stinky long hours later we were thanking the gods of all things water company that the water was restored!!
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If cats can take a dump in my garden, you could probably manage to use the bushes for a few days.
If only his desk drawer was available it would seem the most appropriate option.
Stumbled by to give you a big thumbs up.
Cheers!
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