TMI Thursday: Grits
This story comes to you courtesy of my Daddy, who we all know is probably my greatest source of TMI posts.
Where he works, they have a small cafeteria. For awhile, they had no cook, and so they had no breakfast or lunch available in the cafeteria. A new cook was hired, and everyone was eager to have hot food served at the office. They lined up to try his offerings.
The grits were his biggest hit by far. All the ladies ranted and raved about how incredibly delicious this guy’s grits were. Daddy got sick of hearing about it- that’s how impressed everyone was.
For the better part of three months, everyone ate grits for breakfast, and they were good, and all was right with the world. Until…
One day, they were out of forks or grits or something, and so one of the ladies wandered back into the kitchen to let him know…
… and found him working, um, furiously at finishing a batch of grits with his “special sauce”. The process by which he made this “special sauce” did not belong in the kitchen, and probably required a Playboy or a Penthouse to produce.
That’s right, folks- the women my father works with were over the moon for grits made with love sauce, which they unknowingly ate five mornings a week for three months.
The cafeteria is closed now.
Happy TMI Thursday!
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Ew ew ew…dear sweet Lord, ew! Bad cook! Bad, unemployed cook!
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Wow.
My wife makes good grits. She claims it’s the cheese and pepper she puts in them.
Now I wonder…
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GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I always worry about food. Now I’m going to be even more worried.
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This is when I am proud to say, “I HATE GRITS!!!”
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Always question those salty foods . . .
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OMG that is awesome.
Absolutely awesome.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I HATE Grits. And this story absolutely clinches that I will NEVER eat them again!
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I do not eat grits, because I am convinced “love sauce” is in all of them.
Your story confirms it.
Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! LOL!!!!! What a great story.
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