About

Send compliments, sweaters, and pens to: verybadcat13(at)gmail(dot)(com). Or you could use the donate link in the sidebar.

I live in rural Western North Carolina, in a small 1940′s farmhouse on 2 acres. I screw around with herbs, houseplants and wildflowers.

My true loves in life are coffee, vodka, and dark chocolate.

I have incredible friends and wonderful but crazy family. I’m a writer, accountant and entrepreneur.

If you enjoy the ramblings of a sentimental neurotic, thinly veiled rage, and even more thinly veiled innuendo, you’re in the right place.